Hey, person who ejaculated into a vagina decades ago, will you please give the now-grown-and-capable-of-independent-thought result of your ejaculate permission to live her life under my care and guidance? Please? I’d hate to think of that little lady all alone in the world, making decisions for herself. Why, that would be almost like admitting that women are our equals!
Note to any dude who might someday want to marry me: If you ask my father before you ask me, we will not be getting married to each other. Or sleeping with each other anymore. Or seeing each other anymore. No no no no no. And if I have to explain to you why this is not okay, we weren’t right for each other in the first place.
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Posted on Monday January 2nd
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