The During Pictures

November 22 2009

Link November 22 | 14:01 [8 notes] Fox News: It's OK to publish pictures of runners, as long as they aren't Sarah Palin

stfuconservatives:

A lovely slideshow from Fox News entitled “Hollywood’s Hottest Runners” with candid photos of celebs out jogging. On Teri Hatcher: “The active actress is only desperate for one thing: a slamming body. “

Oh, but it’s only sexism when liberals do it, right?

Plus, look at the URL!

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October 19 2009

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thisiswhyyourefat:

Adjaruli Khachapuri

A dish from the Republic of Georgia comprised of eggs, cheese and butter baked in a bread boat.

(Submitted by Ken Goff)

I want to go to there.

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October 18 2009

Video October 18 | 21:51

Mr. Woodchuck sings “Michelle’s Smiling.” You deserve this. Oh yes you do.

September 30 2009

Video September 30 | 7:13 [37 notes]

Oh, I know. Instead of being “meme” it’s really “même.” Yahoo couldn’t find the diacritic on the keyboard. Because “même” is French for “same.” Yeah.

sarahlane:

Tumblr community, this is me going to bat for you. I’m pretty menacing, admit it. FEAR ME. FEAR MY WRATH.

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September 16 2009

Picture September 16 | 17:08 [218 notes]

In the words of Ouiser Boudreaux, that looks like an autopsy.

thisiswhyyourefat:

Bacon Infused Onion Ring

A deep fried onion ring interlaced with two slices of bacon.

(Submitted by Timmy Miller)

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September 04 2009

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Measles symptoms? Fucking MEASLES? It’s called vaccination, assholes. It doesn’t cause autism and it makes kids not die. I don’t know why I’m angry about this ad, but I am.

August 29 2009

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A work of art and engineering. And bacon.

thisiswhyyourefat:

Meatini

A full English fried breakfast served in a cocktail glass made out of bacon.

(via rathergood)

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August 19 2009

Text August 19 | 19:32 Movie Commercial- My Inner Monologue

“Oh, hey Mary J. Blige is singing somewhere. Cool. Oh wow, her hair’s dark. Don’t see that often.”

“Gladys Knight! Awesome!”

“Taraji P. Henson? So this is, like, a real movie? Not some music thing? Hmm.”

“Ohhh, Pastor Marvin Winans. So it’s all Christiany and shit. Guess I’ll be skipping the movie, then. Maybe there’ll be some good gospel choir music on the soundtrack, though. I have to buy it from iTunes.”

“OH FUCK IT’S MADEA! NOOOOOOOOO! I guess I’ll be downloading the soundtrack from a torrent, P2P, or just online.*”

*Ehhh, who am I kidding? I only buy music these days when it’s an artist I already know and love or I absolutely positively can’t find it anywhere else. Or it’s a CD at a thrift store or used music store and it’s like a buck.

August 18 2009

Text August 18 | 20:18 An Urgent Grammatical Plea

People, listen to me: If we must make nouns into verbs, let’s use tense properly. If you’d like to use Facebook as a verb, first consider using “posted on Facebook,” since it doesn’t contain awkward neologisms. But if there are size constraints, it’s okay to use “Facebook.” I guess. But when making the past tense of the word, please use the full English regular past tense ending, -ed. Do not write “I Facebook’d.” This isn’t 19th century Romantic poetry, you’re not saving keystrokes, and it looks awkward.

Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

August 15 2009

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"I’m so frustrated with the way this “debate” is going. Where were the “town hall meetings” before we invaded Iraq? Before the Patriot Act was passed? Before we spent billions bailing out banks? And yet suddenly, when it comes to something the American people showed that they overwhelming wanted, we suddenly decide that every dissenter, no matter how hateful, misinformed, or willfully ignorant, needs to have a public say?"

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