…yeah
…Or the dog. Or when you’re having sex. My boyfriend once got a cold border collie nose to the ass.
Atheist are routinely asked how people will know not to rape and murder without religion telling them not to do it, especially a religion that backs up the orders with threats of hell. Believers, listen to me carefully when I say this: When you use this argument, you terrify atheists. We hear you saying that the only thing standing between you and Ted Bundy is a flimsy belief in a supernatural being made up by pre-literate people trying to figure out where the rain came from. This is not very reassuring if you’re trying to argue from a position of moral superiority.
– 10 Myths Many Religious People Hold About Atheists, Debunked (via astheplanetsbend)(Source: sourdoughislife)
Via fuck bitches get pokemons
Governor Brownback is missing the point. If he wanted to cut taxes for EVERY Kansan he would be pushing for property tax relief.
But he doesn’t want to cut your taxes. His idea of a tax cut will actually cause your tax bill to go up.
And it comes at the expense of the schools that you and families in your community depend on. It puts even more of our most vulnerable at risk. It means state workers won’t see a decent paycheck any time soon.
Contact your legislator today and tell them to support tax relief for ALL Kansans. Tell them to focus on property tax relief, and to forget about Brownback’s income tax cuts that will cost most Kansans more than they pay today.
I can’t even describe how tired I am of seeing dudes across the Internet taking it upon themselves to join the Steve Harvey Apprenticeship Program. Oh, you haven’t heard of that? That’s the program in which by virtue of nothing more than their penises, men get up on their Social Media Soapboxes and dictate to all women far and wide within the reaches of their status update, what clothes they should or should not wear, what makeup they should or should not wear, how they should or should not wear their hair, how they should or should not talk, walk and have sex… …Well, I’m here to tell you wannabes…STFU. Shut the ENTIRE f*ck up. Nobody asked you. Really. None of us can construct a f*ck to give about your opinions about anything to do with us. You’re out of line and doing way too much and not enough, all at the same time…
–“Well, I’m here to tell you wannabes…STFU. Shut the ENTIRE f*ck up. Nobody asked you. Really. None of us can construct a f*ck to give about your opinions about anything to do with us.”
LOVE. THIS.
“Everybody Wanna Be Steve Harvey, But Don’t Nobody Wanna Wear The Suit! (via blaqadence)
Via WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLRLights Out: “I used to be with it, but then they changed what *it* was. Now what I’m with isn’t *it*, and what’s *it* seems weird and scary to me.”
[thanks sam!]
I’m at that point in my olds where I think teens like this are just adorable in their cluelessness. I’d love to travel 15 years into the future and show them this. They’re so serious! It’s the funniest video I’ve seen all week.
Via The Daily What
I might take a shirt that said “riot not diet” seriously if it came in sizes larger than medium. (Taken with instagram)
If Fox News had been around in 1967…half of you reading this
right now would never have been born. Interracial marriage was referred to as “miscegenation,” as if you would incur the wrath of Zardoz just for checking out someone attractive from the wrong part of town.
My aunt and uncle (Japanese and Jewish) never had kids for this very reason.
If you are not a regular reader and you are thinking it’s the Fag Apocalypse, lemme tell you…you should be so lucky as to live in a gay neighborhood.
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(Source: blog-anglophonic)
One of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked about before, is I think the dangers of contraception in this country. Many of the Christian faith have said, well, that’s OK, contraception is OK. It’s not OK. It’s a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be.
–Rick Santorum
From Tressugar’s “11 Quotes from Rick Santorum that are Worrisome for Women”
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This makes me physically ill.
(via someauthorgirl)
Do tell, Rick Santorum, how are things supposed to be? I could use a good laugh.
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P in V, missionary position only, when the woman is likely to be fertile. Preferably as clothed as possible, hopefully through a hole in a sheet.
SEX IS NOT FOR FUNZ. IS FOR BABEEZ.
(via maritsa-met)
Via STFU, Conservatives
